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| 11:42pm 30/01/2006 |
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I have moved on to myspace. If you would like to catch me there thats fine. But as for LJ I am going to make like a baby and "head out"! |
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| 09:46am 29/09/2005 |
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N- Needs to rock out with the robot.
A- Always looks hawt.
N- Not always cool, but never lame.
C- Cause she is the plaza slut.
Y- Y? Cause I told her I would update my LJ just for HER! |
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| It's 5a.m. ......well lets bust open that pinata!! |
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| 12:08pm 23/05/2005 |
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mood:  tired and spazing! music: Alien Ant Farm (Annie are you ok? JAbaDAbopCHA WHOO!)
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I thought maybe I should add some flair and update this bitch considering the last thing you guys were left with was a very hot and lets face it somewhat pornographic convo with Rose. (Who I miss and love, if this is a preview of my life after you goto WMU I will say right now I DONT LIKE IT)
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I dont really see the point in updating ALL I have been doing is working. Between being a good friend have covering Nick's shifts and dealing with Chris' shitty way of quiting I have decided to invest in a cot and just sleep there. Why come home to sleep and stare the computer waiting to go back? I know you HV kids might read this and I am warning you now if I am working Sun. there is a good chance I wont be going. For those of you who question the def. of recockulous, my friends have been home for over a week and I have yet to hang out with them. THATS RECOCKULOUS! So Sun come hell or high water I will be at that bon-fire!!! Thats all of my bitterness right now!
(Noelle notice the Subject) *Shakes head* Ohhhh, Nick! |
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| AND I cum back with a bang, nothin like Bangin a fellow LJ'nerrmmrrr |
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| 06:34pm 03/05/2005 |
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mood:  crazy music: Rose singing nelly, OMGAWD funny!
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bayside alumni93: I cant believe nobodys ever takin a dump on your chest
RosieDaRivita: wil u?
bayside alumni93: *gets ready* heck yes
RosieDaRivita: im waiting
bayside alumni93: I like a lady in waiting
RosieDaRivita: do u have to wait to build up?
bayside alumni93: I dont stock pile
RosieDaRivita: A/S/L?
RosieDaRivita: OMG im gonna cum
RosieDaRivita: DFGHJKL:LKJHGFDFGHJKLbndkdkOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOIH
RosieDaRivita: !!!1
bayside alumni93: was it good?
RosieDaRivita: NO
bayside alumni93: are u for real?
RosieDaRivita: i dont care bout that
bayside alumni93: thats hot
bayside alumni93: put a dollar in the paris jar |
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| Dane Cook is my hero.......HELP me with my dreams! |
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| 10:24pm 22/02/2005 |
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Dane Cook Jokes:
-The “situation”
-Ass of punk \m/Punk Ass\m/
-Dane Cook is a silly bitch!
-Car Alarm Techno
-Defensive Drive-Way. (Pouncing on the hood and punching the windshield.)
-Do you like this? Yeeeeeeeeah!
-Guess Mary didn’t have a good-year…..yeah she looks a little tired. *exhale laughs*
-I still had my lead singer….people who liked light-houses would have wanted to paint it.
-Jerking off to Mario Bros. theme song.
-I can only date a girl who has a similar taste in music…..I mean if she can’t dance or jam to commercial jingles. It’s not going to work out!
-Well by that response I know I’m getting laid tonight!
-I love making-out…..I love to switch it up just when she thinks she knows what’s up I go west!
-Don’t judge my listE. I can have dreams!
-Well just pass around the microphone and share our hopes and dreams.
-I leeeerve you!
-Chase me to my bedroom.
-It’s like searching through a box of cow tongues.
-*not Dane* Hurricane Bitch…will be blowin’ most of the south coast of FL this weekend!
-Yo*flexing* Uggggh I’m a robot!
-Smashing Ice Cream in a kids face.
-Shitting on the coats…….”what?”
-You just added a fuck in there you’re lying after your fifty…..that makes you pedophile
-Chat-chit
-\m/ \m/…..yeah you can steal it I know your going to!
-I need some nutrition…..PB and J some Fritos and some Crystal Light.
-*whispers* Taste the Rainbow
-Cashews (enough said)
-You build the house want, if you want canals, you can have canals!
-I’m leaving my trap-door squeaky…..if I can make it squeaker Damn it I will!
-If you want your eyes to look creepy you have to have the horse shifty eyes.
-You know what her defense was……Jazz Hands. |
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| Stuck in hell with no way out! Its like I'm in the Village! |
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| 12:14pm 16/02/2005 |
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mood: I need Dane Cook! music: A kid talking about his computer (It's like I am at Seans)
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I'm in the computer lab at school, and because I was a good kid and got here early and I am done with my quiz I have to wait for all the slackers to be done with theirs until I can get my test. And if you are thinking well that sounds dumb, you couldnt be more right my friend. But let me tell you why she could make me wait until Dino's come back and I wouldnt care.....cause in about 24hrs I will be on my way to State or shall I say Dane-Ville! HECK YES! |
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| Do you know the story of one eyed Willie? |
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| 10:34am 06/02/2005 |
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mood:  "Goonies never say die" music: "Good Enough" -The Goonies
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This weekend was nothing to write home about....
Which makes me sad, when I only have to work one day I should at least have one story to tell shouldnt I?? Fri. Chris and I went to the movies...which seems kinda funny that as soon as I can rent for free we cant stay away from AMC we sure are doing this back-asswards! And then Sat I had to work...and everyone there has been warning me about this "Joe" character who I had to work with for the first time yesterday. He is the classic asshole, I dont know if thats unusual but I have never met someone who was just simply an ass. He is arrogant, self-centered, lazy, which leads to extremely annoying. It's not like he was being mean to me persay its just that he told people I was "new" like 15 times yesterday and anytime someone had a question he took over like I didnt know what I was talking about. I hate that, its like the classic guy syndrome where if a girl is fixing something they have to step in push you aside and fix it. Well I say "psssh and eff you" to that. To say the last I am not a fan, at least Noelle said that I was hired in to be his replacement he just doesnt know it yet. All I have to say "Peace off, Joe"
Now its super-bowl sunday and I wish I cared I truly do cause then I would be excited to watch I wish there was a station for girls that was only showing the commercials thats all I wanna see. Maybe I will make some calls and rent a few flicks....I want a certain someone to burn Notebook for me so maybe I will get that done today! |
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| Finally had the motivation to finish my list....only took a year! |
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| 12:52am 05/02/2005 |
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mood: "I FINISHED" music: T.V. (it't not music but Jesus doesnt like liars)
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Ten reasons to say goodbye to the things that make you cry:
1. Nobody likes the emo kid, sure the average "punk" girl will give the emo boy a second glance in the mall, but does she really want to be around him.....only if he doesnt talk or play music.
2. Your pussy-esk "whoa is me" act leaves you alone with smeared mascara, hugging your dashboard confessional cd, asking yourself the question "How does he get me so well??"
3. Your "Random emo quotes" spread all over everything you own or share with people is only interesting for a mere 3 seconds to others.
4. The act is so easy to see through, your practically glass.....lets face it its pretty difficult to try and convince your FRIENDS your alone.
5. 99.9% of the population loves to laugh we are all mere sheep who sit in front of the T.V. every Thursday night wondering what witty jokes our "friends" will utter next....Your completely un-original "I just cant relate, I'm so sad it hurts to laugh" routine only leaves in the place you try so hard to convince yourself you are......ALONE.
6.Your so effin' unoriginal that you cant even come up with your own words to express your "sadness" you have to quote others. Do you have the vocab of a second grader? C'mon "Use YOUR words and tell us how you feel". Oh now wait....DONT cause nobody cares!!!
7.Here is an ingenious idea instead of wasting all your time trying to show people how sad you REALLY are how about taking five minutes to think about ONE thing that might make you happy. "How hard is it to want to be in a good mood and then just be in one"
8.Its all just bullshit cause if you were truly depressed as in the medical term, you wouldnt have to bluntly state it all over everthing...the people around you would know. Plus why would you want the whole world to know that "Your glass is half empty, if the people around you dont care enough to notice"
9. The LJ icon of the close-up of your sad little eye is boring to look at. Plus whats the point. Anyone in real life doesnt go up to someone one as say "see how said I am?" and put their eye real close to their face so why do people think that it applies here?
10. You may think that your to sad for the cool kids, so for attention you try to stand out. And maybe you would if there wasnt like 10,000 of you everywhere someone turns its like "I, Robot" but with emo kids. You're merely clones...so I ask you how can you be sad and alone when there are millions of you everywhere? |
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| Playing catch up! |
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| 08:02pm 29/01/2005 |
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mood: Kids FREAK ME OUT! music: *Hint* Lets get a party started.....PARTY HARD!
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Lunch at the kok with Chris and Rose....
All I am going to say is raincoat *Ding Dong*
Then later when Andrew joined our clique we went and saw "Malevolence" or if you are Rose and I "Male Violence". It was THEE DUMBEST MOVIE, for those of you who know me it blew "open water" right off the charts. The best part about is was we went Vh1 on its ass and provided the audio commentary. I think it was the most fun I have had at a movie since like 7th grade. Then the festivities at coney were humorous as usual.....to sum it up in six words: "Zoo, Zoo, Zoo...Zoo, Zoo, Zoo" -Andrew!
Fri:
Nothin all that exciting during the day, then at night we went to Bubble Bliss.* For the record it should be called eyeball bliss cause those "bubbles" are slimy, chewy and taste like toilet paper. Bubble is a fun child's activity and one would think if there was a taste that was associated with them that it would be Willy Wonka-esque! But DO NOT BE FOOLED MY FRIENDS IT IS NOTHING OF THE SORT! Then it was time for us to spread our joy across the Twipp. I dont think I have ever laughed that hard in a Starbucks parking lot in my life. All I remember is crying and my stomach hurting like the first person to do the ab roller. I recall Nick saying something about Oregon Trail and how you would make it across the big river but then when you went to cross the Creek...the game was all...Sorry you lost all your cattle, your wife as an unknown disease and the rest of your family has sars. And if by some chance you made it close to the end some Indian would come out with his bow and arrow and shoot you in the face.
*To add a little something I along with Andrew have trouble speaking all I have to say is..."Na Nu, Na Nu, Na Nu!"
Today:
I went to my training for my new job, I start Monday EEEK! Tonight I am going to the movies with C.T. to see "Hide and Seek" and I am thinking I might just pee a little! |
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| Incase you missed it......... |
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| 02:53pm 23/01/2005 |
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mood:  Blue skies are misleading music: I love the 90's...its not music but I didnt want to lie
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So its been an eventful couple days. Where do I begin....
.....Ahhhh yes I will start with telling everyone that COREY'S SUCKS major cockeles. I had to go to the Dr. Thurs because my ears were pierced so crooked that the backs were pulling on each-other and they got so Mc-large-Huge that my ear ate my earring. Which was fun getting three shots in my ear, just to numb it. Enough bitching moving on. Thurs. night was funners watched a little Sex and the City and The O.C. with Berger then met Rose at Coney. During the day Fri. I think Berger and I had the most interesting lunch at Kwong Tung anyone has ever had. It was only us and two other boys in the restaurant (and they sat us right behind them) and when we got there they were already drunk, keep in mind its like 3 o'clock. They were making the weirdest comments about what we were saying and we couldnt help but listen to them. I dont remember anything but them thinking we were talking about porn, them wishing their drink was a water bong, and them worshiping Berger for quoting The Sandlot. Its one of those experiences where you laugh non-stop when its happening but when its over all you can do it say "What the fuck??" Fri. night was a flippin hoot, I dont know why this is the first sex and the city party I have even been to cause it was a frickin blast. How can you go wrong really? Cosmo's, any eps. you want, muchies up the wa-zoo,and playing the game with die hard fans! Sat. Mother Nature was a whore and I had cabin fever all day long. Then finally bit the snow in the ass and went to Berger's. On the way home I was listening to the drive and the songs they were playing just fit perfect, gotta adore that. 22 mile east of Garfield was shit, any they were playing Slow-ride, so here I am going about 25 singing "slow-riiiide, take it eaaaasy" reeeal loud! I swear I am the prodigy of vh1's motormouth! Then I get almost all the way home safely then I get to powers court and get stuck. And no-one will answer their phones. So at one in the morning I am trying to dig myself out with my window scraper. And I know what you're thinking and HECK YES it worked I am not a Girl Scout for nothing Mother Fucker! And today is one of those days you sit around saying I'll do hw alllll day and then you have no clue how its 3:15 and you have nothing done! Its crazy, I like it, but its crrazy! |
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| In the words of Ben Folds.....Y'all dont know what its like being (fe)male middle class and white! |
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| 03:09pm 22/01/2005 |
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mood: Snow really busts my balls! music: Ben Kweller
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S- Sucks more then Jesse Spano did in Striptease!
N-Not necessary when its Saturday, so you cant even get a day off school!
O- "O" face is what I wont being showing anyone cause I cant effin leave my house! ;o)
W- Who the fuck decided it should be "mother" nature at least father
nature would never get his period and take it out on everyone like this
bitch is clearly doing!
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| Ahh when the journey to hell is closer then you think..... |
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| 03:50pm 16/01/2005 |
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mood:  ForgivemefatherforIhavesinned music: A wee little Violin......Yellowcard
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Btw: my subject would be a kick ass emo song.
Okay so I think we all know that my phone convos with Berger get a wee bit out of hand. And really its not our fault when you spend more time on then off the phone with someone you're bound to start talking about some crazy shit. So I was at the store with my mom, and why I said this to someone who is often referred to as the "church lady" is beyond me but thats beside the point. So I was telling her that I think I might be prego,(mainly because I am always tired, smells bother me, I wake up feeling crappy, and have been cravin some weird shit. ie: cant get enough of peanut butter and jelly crackers) which would be a terribly awkward situation trying to figure out who the father was. Then jokingly I said maybe I am the next Virgin Mary. And all this would be fine right. Mysteriously pregnant leads to inappropriate religion reference. A mild giggle then DONE. However this is where Berger comes in. When I told her what I said to my mom, she said that it would be way worse to be the Virgin Mary in this day and age. I mean c'mon being known as "the virgin", doesnt exactly rank you with the popular kids. (please sense the sarcasm) Then I realized that the Virgin Mary was suuuuuch a square and me well, I may not be as slutty as those kids at the cool table but I am no square. So I guess I just have the flu or something. Maybe I have the moderately slutty disease commonly referred to as mono. I think is a record for the longest post about V.M. ever. Now here is the sadist part of it all when I just wrote V.M.. The only thing I thought was the Virgin Mary ......She aint no holla back girl! I better stop before this gets any worse, I am soo gettin flack for this one when I sit in the judgment seat. :o\ |
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| To sleep, to sleep perchance to dream...... |
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| 06:35pm 12/01/2005 |
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mood:  what the fu*ck is goin on?!? music: Brand New
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Okay before you read this let me make
it perfectly clear that this was a dream. And being that I am not 13
and I dont have a diary I have no place to write it but in here. It was
by far one the most crack-out dream I have ever had in my life. If you care
read on........
Okay so it began in 7-11 only for some odd reason it had
booths for people to sit and drink their slurpee's. So Sarah, Melissa
and I sat there drinking our slurpees waiting for Berger to call
us. She called and said she wasnt going to get off work for
another 3 hours and for some odd reason we said that we would just wait
there for her. After awhile these three boys came in and sat
right next to our table. We got to talking with them and invited
them back to Berger's. I was driving (they were following behind)
when I realized Berger wasnt going to be home when we got there, so I
decided I would say I forgot something at my house and for them to
follow us back there first. I turned onto 25 mile road, and
before I realized it, it turned into a dirt road. (now here is the
effed up part) All of a sudden I am not in my car anymore Sarah
and Melissa are in the boy's car and I am on a tri-cycle. I kept
falling over cause I was going over all the rocks in the road. Then the
boys started getting mad cause I was going so slow (and they had to stay
behind me) so they started beeping and yelling things at me. I was
getting so nervous, the tri-cycle began to lift off the ground. I
flicked them off and asked if they thought this would make me go
faster. When I realized how fun it was I peddled real fast to try and stay in
the air. Then my brother pulled into the drive way a few houses
from where I was, and I got scared thinking I would get in trouble if
he saw me. So I stopped and went to the ground. I stopped at
my brother's car and he asked where my car was, I was just like who
needs a car I can go faster on this thing. He laughed and then I left
and went back out onto Van Dyke to go to my house. And thats all I
remember.........
I dont know if this is inspired by insanity or the fact that I
had a flying tri-cycle as a child but something is def. a little
twilight zone-esque about this.......
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| Good-bye 2004.... |
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| 09:40pm 05/01/2005 |
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This is a little ditty I wrote and it goes a little something like this....
To a year of firsts and many lasts, it will soon all become a part of the past. The year began with a still standing tradition "The soup is on the way", despite the fact we couldnt stand ourselves that day. To a year that brought the discovery of sex and the city, and many inside jokes that are quite witty. To a summer filled with road trips, parties, and stalking slim shady, all us girls realized we would soooo marry Steve Brady. From the good times a state, yipsi and the land of the mid, the only shame is being so drunk we dont remember what we did! From the endless bon-fires on cool summer nights, well expect for the one that almost ended in a fight. To the day at the beach where we met the cute boys, who would have thought we would see them again in the landada of Canada. At the drop of a hat almost Canadians for life, some dude in prison would have sooo made Chris and Rick his wife! From the "Never do I will's" to the slamming bathroom doors, Sarah will always be our little drunken whore. From camping and staring at the big dipper, we couldnt get the drunks inside any quicker. From the lesions we learned, dont hump by the camper oven, dont invite random yipsi-ganders up for a visit, always make-out with randoms on your birthday, play spin the bottle every chance you get, never forget Becker, and if someone is mean to your friend its totally okay to wanna deck-her! To my crappy car, and Rose and Jimmy making this semester at Macomb the best by far! Rose you make me laugh so hard I am afraid one day I'll pee, if it wasnt for you this semester where would I be? To getting rid of those who werent good enough to us, to those who made us so mad we couldnt help but cuss. To so many 7-11 trips and so many more on the way, I mean c'mon guys three times in one day? So many good times that Sesame Street couldnt keep count, now us girls just need to find a hot boy to mount. (tea-bag my balls) To Timmy remaining the Santa of the group, and to those newbies who feel way out of the loop! To the endless six-way spoons in the (broken)bed, and the good times in the year of defiance that lies just ahead. |
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| 09:38pm 05/01/2005 |
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mood: "Grrr Argh!" music: The Used
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Ok so everyone has their limits, and I have reached mine. You
wont do this again! In the words of George Bush. "You fool me
once shame on me, you fool....you...you cant get fooled again!"
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| I wanna be an actor and see my name "Timmy Dolan" in lights! |
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| 06:32pm 30/12/2004 |
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mood:  "Look at my beanie!" music: I cant say its Dorky!
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Guess you no longer have to wonder who you have to fuck to get a break
in this town! Congrats kiddo, I am proud of you! Lets just remember
what I put in front or should I say who in front of you to read about
it, now you know that means you have to remember me as one of those
little people you claim "now" that you'll never forget! And to those
who have no clue what the hell I am talking about check out the 7th name
in the second paragraph!
( Think of the.....Tony! Tony..Tony..Tony..Tony! ) |
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| 11:58pm 28/12/2004 |
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I decided I might as well make use of my one night home this week. Damn you kids and your workin' and Fam. stuff. WHO DOES THAT? I dont work do you see me upset about that? (even though I am going tomorrow to look for a job BUT STILL! ;o\ )
So how exicted am I???
Ohhh dont you worry I am going to tell you. I have found a loop whole. I dont have to join the credit card cult (so you wont catch me with a blanket over my face sportin' a new pair of black and white nike's anytime soon) in order to make my wonderful purchase of Degarssi: Next Generation Season 1 Online! YIIIIPE! All I have to do is take my cash to the bank and get one of those credit card gift cards and then I can use that to bid on ebay! Am I sad? I am sooo exited that I come out of the LJ woods to post about buying Degrassi on Ebay! I dont know if its more pathetic that I dont have anything better to say, or that I am actually exicted about it. But hey my advice to everyone is always to embrace your dorky-ness its all you have, and its about damn time that I do the same!
BTW: I Just realized something if Craig and Manny got married Manny would be Manny Manning.......LAME!
On perhaps what might be considered a "cooler note" for all you "popular" kids out there. I simply cant wait till Thurs. First I get my Sex in the City fill with my girls. HECK YES! Then on Friday is doesnt get much better then a power hour, a new beer bong, and a whole lotta beer pong! Guess I better hop on that drinking beer thing......
Can you say "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"? |
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| 07:37pm 26/12/2004 |
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mood: I am outta here! music: Taking Back Sunday...........(fitting)
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ME: Nooo time to Update.
You're: Gonna have to deal.
Me: Having TOOOOO much fun with everyone home for the holidays.
You: Check in with me AFTER Jan. 2 2005! (If I'm alive after the "Power Hour" on Dec. 31 *fingers crossed*) |
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